Ha ha ha! I can't believe you actually did that today, Forge!
Well, Colin Creevy is such a pain in the butt, taking pictures of us at Quiddich practice, I had to give him something to take a picture of.
And so you did. People, Forge mooned Creevy and Creevy took pictures! *rolls on the floor laughing*
*grins mischievously* Everyone was cracking up, but then McGonagall came out onto the field and boy was she M-A-D.! Marched me straight to Dumbledore's office she did. I almost got suspended! But Dumbledore's a great guy, I could tell he was ready to burst out laughing himself, if McGonagall wasn't there. But Mum's getting a letter about me,and I'm getting a week's worth of detentions. I expect a howler in the morning though.:(
*sniggers at Forge* Well, you deserve it, dungbag ;) But anyway, it was funny. Had a great time with Drya yesterday and the girls are all lining up to get a date with Forge because he's a single man now! And Percy took him for ice cream in Hogsmeade yesterday! And Hermione stole some toilet seats with him! Yes, this has been a very strange couple of days!
And to top it off, Lockhart won Witch Weekly's Sexiest Wizard Alive Award! I almost threw up on Neville Longbottom when I read that. I had to yell,"Neville, get out of my way because I'm going to puke!" Neville said, "Okay I will, George.", got up and then sat back down. "Neville," I said again, "I told you to get out of my way before I puke." "What? Oh, is that what you told me? I forgot. Sorry, I'll leave now." he gets up and a minute later comes back and sits back down besides me. "Neville!" I shouted "Are you deaf? I told you a million gazillion times I'm going to puke if you don't get up and leave!" "Oh, sorry George, why didn't you tell me you wanted me to leave?" And then gets up and goes to talk to Parvati Patil for a minute, and then returns to sitting right besides me again! Doesn't that boy ever learn?
*You know, Forge, you could have thrown up about about ten times on Neville if you were really going to. You're weird. Glad people consider me the normal twin. *starts cutting up a Snickers bar with a fork and a knife*
*puts ketchup on his potato chips* I doubt that, Gred. I seriously do. *Wipes ketchup off his mouth with Gred's socks*.